Animals: Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen...

By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

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By gimmeasalad - 21/04/2012 06:01 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

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By hhaghigh - 14/03/2020 00:08 - United States

Today, I was draining the water from my fishbowl out into the kitchen sink. The fish was still in it and decided to go with the flow, literally, right into the garburator. I was too scared to stick my hand down there to save it; instead I panicked and turned the garburator on. FML

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By fish killer - 08/02/2013 03:58 - Canada

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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By Bubba - 23/09/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him home and sat him on my desk. Everything was going well until the shelf gave out and his bowl slid off of the shelf... onto my $2,000 computer. The computer is fried and is not covered by the insurance, the fish is fine. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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Alas, poor Stuart

By ShouldIHelpIt - 18/05/2016 02:46 - United States - Northampton

Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML

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riku3220 2

Friday 4 December 2009 2:33

Why didn't you put in the stopper or put the fish in a cup?

Youwantwhatnow 0

Friday 4 December 2009 2:45

I'm sure your cat was pissed you threw away a perfectly good meal.

Comments

Erniesduck123 0

Friday 4 December 2009 5:05

It's a Betta. Get another one at Walmart.

capthavoc123 0

Friday 4 December 2009 5:22

Spoiler: When you scold an animal, all they hear is "blah blah blah."

Xenmas021 3

Friday 4 December 2009 5:34

HOW DOES HE DESERVE IT?!? HOW??? "Today, my mom died. FML." and someone will post "YDI for having a mom." People on FML these days FIND ways people deserve stuff.

TheWaaaaambulanc 0

Friday 4 December 2009 6:03

It's spelled Betta.

Telionis 0

Friday 4 December 2009 6:25

MAYBE IT'S STILL IN THE WATER TRAP!!! Bettas are very good at surviving in sh-tty water, it is very likely he's still alive in the trap if you haven't run too much water through the sink!!!

OMGLysses 0

Friday 4 December 2009 6:36

IDIOT! You aren't supposed to dump the fish down the sink (or toilet) until it's DEAD. Didn't your parents teach you that as a child?!

ismynm 2

Friday 4 December 2009 6:40

omg same thing happened to me! his name was swimmer, he was my first pet and i had him for 2 years!

xEvAnEsCeNcEx 0

Friday 4 December 2009 7:15

uuummm its just a fish. a smelly dead *fish*!!! go to the store and buy a new one. no big deal. i think we r dealing with a drama queen obsesed with fish here, guys.