Today, I helped save three people, including a newborn, when I was sole witness to a bad car crash. My boss said that wasn’t a valid reason to be 4 hours late for work and fired me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, I was running late for work. I was trying to find my car keys, then realized I'd left them in my boyfriend's car. My phone charger was locked in my car, and my phone was dead. I couldn’t get hold of my boss and explain what had happened. I’m fired, aren’t I? FML
Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML
Today, despite leaving early to go to work, I still ended up late because some dude decided to have an argument with the bus driver, delaying us by 20 minutes. As a result, I was fired without a write-up. This was my first ever time being late. FML
Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML
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Top comments
JasonThorn 23
"Hello, local TV news? Have *I* got a story for YOU..."
JackWood 21
Your boss doesn't deserve you. That story should get you the job at the next interview.
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Comments (5)
JackWood 21
Your boss doesn't deserve you. That story should get you the job at the next interview.
JasonThorn 23
"Hello, local TV news? Have *I* got a story for YOU..."
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Yep. I look forward to your boss's FML when your old company fire them for the bad PR they generated.
1known 34
Only the boss should be in trouble. Why do you want to fire the other employees?
Anderling 33
Sounds like it’s high time to hire a shark of a lawyer and get a better job while you’re at it.
Charlie Given 28
Go grill them on social media and the local news and I'm pretty sure you're protected not just from labor laws but Good Samaritan laws as well your lawyer should have a field day with your boss in court.
RichardPencil 32
I hope you like your boss's job. He's gonna get thrown out and you will fill the void.