Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
DNA test, and child support. If he doesn't want to take responsibility for his child, force him.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
F her life? No, F the life of the poor soul she's bringing into this world. People really need to start thinking straight before getting into sex. Lives seriously depend on it!
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Comments (122)
escobar07 10
Not his till he gets DNA tested bitch
Cherryta 17
Sorry OP, he's an awful person.
Friaza 29
You feminists are disgusting. I'm not sure about the rest of the world, but in Scotland girls rope guys in to a lovey dovey relationship, get a baby surprise, treat the guy like shit and then make him pay her money for the next 20 years while she gets obese, lives off benefits and treats her kids like crap. My sisters exboyfriend, friends, cousin, other cousin have all been through this exact situation, not to mention pretty much half the people you know in school. Not to mention, the female in question usually tends to hate males causing them to take that hatred out on her sons, so girls won't even understand. Either way, the world doesn't need any more teen moms ruining lives, reaping benefits and generally being feminist pigs, always making themselves to be a heroine and the partner they had to be a complete scumbag. This guy probably has dreams, aspirations and such and if neither of you knew about the baby it's safe to safe you're both either too young to have a baby of you skipped out on the morning after pill. The reason the comments contain so much male hate from females is because all of you only think of getting some boyfriend to ruin the life of so you don't need to work and can play baby, am I right? And even if you don't split up, you'll treat him like crap till he leaves you. What do you think happens to the world if half the births are coming from bratty, single teen mothers? Think about it.
tayymeds 23
Take the coward to court for child support if he refuses to own up to it now. Don't let him push you around or scare you. This is your child now, do what's best and be strong.
Chocochii 9
Only one thing to do in situations like this : Call Maury !
Martinez0285 28
"You ARE the father"!!
Martinez0285 28
And the father of the year award goes to.... Giant douche bag... Smh ... Don't worry OP... You will be more of a father to that child than he could ever be ... Chin up :)
isolated_mistake 5
damn ... good luck
bluefrootloops 13
Prepare for a horrible time trying to get child support out of this guy. If you've done something to drive him away, YDI. As for your new boyfriend, tell him the truth.
ItsATwinThing 9
Why did you text him for such a serious subject? It's something that needs to be said literally over the phone or person to person, not via text!
JKPwnage 27
I can see why you broke up...