Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
DNA test, and child support. If he doesn't want to take responsibility for his child, force him.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
F her life? No, F the life of the poor soul she's bringing into this world. People really need to start thinking straight before getting into sex. Lives seriously depend on it!
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Comments (122)
bufay 21
He's an idiot. Move on and just let the karma to work on it. Dad is the one who raise and not necesary is the biological :D
brandoneyez1 25
Agree 1000% my step dad raised me since I was 1. It's true that a father raises his child, anything less is a sperm donor.
worldclassrager 41
With a restraining order he can't make your hell
kakakarotcake 17
Because crazy people follow a piece of paper telling them no
weveallbeenthere 30
a restraining order is just a piece of paper. only helps if the person is truly afraid of the police / court system.
atja 5
You can take legal action. Especially if he threatens you.
WeskersSexslave 15
abort it. plain and simple
Huddisher 10
He stuck it in, but leaves the burden on you and someone else. What a man.
brandoneyez1 25
Men from the boys!!!
Ziggy122 15
The guy's a huge asshole and I wish you all the best, OP, but why in the HELL would you start such an important conversation with a text message?
weveallbeenthere 30
you can force him to pay but not to be part of the child's life. and the courts can only do so much to get him to support it. good luck with your choices.
drake1138 21
You have no one to blame but yourself, you choose to take the risk of having a child with this man when you had sex with him.
Merylwen 24
I don't get it. What are you complaining about? Were you NOT going to tell your new boyfriend that the kid is your ex's?