lovehim
United States
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Randy old bird
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
ProsserBabe11
United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Serire
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Monroe, United States
It's probably for the best
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Awkward
Netherlands
Nice victim blaming, dude
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Anonymous
Mummy's boy
Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML
notmyfam
Chester Hill, Australia
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
highlandgirl10
Canada
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Top comments
zarden 0
is it sad that I can relate?! get out now lady!!! it doesn't get better! my husband is regularly trying to reenter his mothers womb! sadly we live with her! get out get out get out!!!
rockefoe 6
wow major mama's boy.
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Comments (80)
CreateZ 0
He's just scared that you're going to do bad things to him. So he brings his mommy to protect him.
chasin_butterfli 0
Like what? Touch his no-no square? Most men pray for that. lol
CreateZ 0
Exactly. Maybe OP is a rugged dyke that the Mr. Is scared of.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#43 I know you probably mean that jokingly, but please don't use that word...
IHeartTrance 0
that's a lil weird..
Carbonite 0
mommys boy or overprotective mother, not good any of them, I agree with the rest. get out now before its too late
dtrump_fml 0
momma drama?
amyevalorraine 0
My fiance is a mommys boy, but no where to that extent! I like my mommys boy bc she taught him respect for women, values, and to have a loving heart. This dude sounds like he is still sucking the tit though!
insanesna1l 0
we can still be taught without being a mummas boy
amyevalorraine 0
There is nothing wrong with being a mommas boy. Most of them tend to respect women and themselves more.
hnz 13
bring your mother too and ask her to entertain his mother
thisismy83 0
win
Sazzers 0
GTFO!
allmidnighteyes 11
You're dating Ted from Scrubs?
rattusrattus 19
Possibly Norman Bates... We're all hoping it's Ted, he seems more benign.
chasin_butterfli 0
If you don't get rid of this momma's boy now you'll be posting on here daily. You can't win. Get out now. FYL indeed.
annihil8or 15
Seriously, what a douche