Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
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Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
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blurose 6
Why didn't you make him clean it up?
lfrider92 21
I wouldn't have told them...
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SuperMew 22
Thank you for being honest and admitting your kid did it. I am sure the employees appreciated being treated with respect and having the customer clean up their own messes. However, as someone who works in child care, I have to say you are going about parenting the wrong way. Your son should be at a point where he understands his actions hurt other people. However, unless you give him consequences for his actions, then he will never learn that his actions cause harm and he will have to answer for it. He should know what shame is at that stage in development and by making him clean up the mess and apologize to the employees for taking a dump in the urinal, you are teaching him that he should not be doing that. I have a woman who drops off her 7 year old after school and this kid is wonderful, polite, always says thank you. This kid knows not to use the urinal to crap in and is very careful not to hurt other people's feelings. If a 7 year old with severe autism can learn, I think your son can.
brandoneyez1 25
I'm sorry , but I know McDonald's is known for bad service but that's ridiculous he had to clean that up it's a simple mistake I'm sure they have somebody that that they pay to do those things
SuperMew 22
A urinal and a toilet LOOK substantially different.
1meme129 9
You should have made your son clean it up
Redtick 9
This is what happens when your kids never get spankings.
nm_98 3
Seriously I would not clean up my kids shit I'd just leave
Capt_Air713 13
Lol I would most likely NOT tell them..
Hurmbifrum 14
if you're not going to raise your kid well enough to teach them how to use a toilet, you deserve it, no exceptions.
spidey_awesome 14
well that just stinks
payten73 6
Same I would've walked the f away XD
Hurmbifrum 14
And you would teach your kid nothing, just proving that you don't deserve to have that kid.
Dcm210 19
Don't they have janitors for that?