Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
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Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
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Top comments
blurose 6
Why didn't you make him clean it up?
lfrider92 21
I wouldn't have told them...
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Comments (191)
takeittoem 8
No, you didn't.
The_Doctor10 7
I was going to say FYL but then you cleaned it up instead of making your son clean his own mess, so now YDI
laurapiggy 3
Shoulda done the dump and run...
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
That is nasty. Really, really nasty. I'm not sure if it's considered child abuse (LOL it isn't), but I would have given him the spanking of his life after that. He'd never forget it.
kalbrek009 20
I'd have made him clean it....guess you can always give him daily house cleaning chores (especially the bathroom) every day for the next year...& then maybe he won't think shit (pun intended) is so funny.
Longshott 4
Takin' a duke in the urinal is bad, m'kay?
mikewally 6
Shoulda got the Happy Meal and got the hell out of there. Whip his little ass later.
mikewally 6
Was it easy to clean up, like did he drop a Baby Ruth or was it like a pile of mashed potatos? Did you see any corn?
AgentPlatypus73 8
I hope you made HIM clean it up! It was his dumb-ass decision, so he should have to deal with the consequences. If he doesn't learn, he'll do it again.
Natoya 1
You daughter can get pregnant from petting or from anal sex she is still considered a virgin being that her hymn is still intact. She can get pregnant by seamen dripping out of her anus and coming into contact with the wetness produced during her play. Plane as that you needed to teach your daughter about every aspect of sex.
Natoya 1
What the hell
melly1422 5
anyone else confused by this comment