Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
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blurose 6
Why didn't you make him clean it up?
lfrider92 21
I wouldn't have told them...
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Comments (191)
SoulHunter36 16
When you deuce in the urinal; it's bad. Mkay. How would you feel if somebody came into your home, mkay, pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey right on your mums face? Oh you think that's funny huh? Yeah that's real funny.
glabberfasted 16
I was waiting for someone to make this reference! Finally
SoulHunter36 16
Yeah I was amazed nobody made any reference to it. The minute I read "dump in the urinal" I instantly thought of Mr Mackey and thought references were gonna be made all over the comments but there was nothing.
jloko16 11
You ******* rock haha
moshpit11 8
That's when you just leave
caitiebug1119 15
As someone who used to work in fast food, I'm going to say "F*** you". If it was me working there, I would have done it, faked a smile and said "Oh that's not a problem, sir. I'll be right there". But if it was me in that position, I would have grabbed some paper towels and told my idiot son "Get it out yourself and you're grounded". All you did was show him that if you do something stupid, someone else will fix it for you.
xwolf760x 6
You didn't have to clean that. They had no right to make you
UsagiArwen 23
On one hand I vote FYL because I can't imagine how it would suck for a child of mine to do something that rude just because he thought it was funny. On the other hand, YDI for not making him clean it up so he could learn from the experience. If this kid was mine, you can bet your ass he'd be cleaning it - not me. I'd march up to the front desk, ask for some cleaning supplies and make him do it himself, and if he didn't, he wouldn't be going anywhere until it was done. And if he still refused, it would be no games, no tv, no internet, no friends, no *anything fun* for a month, rest assured. Your parenting fails when it comes to making him own up to his own mess.
MelanieMarie8 5
Your 11 year old should have cleaned it up
Chellybelly92 14
You basically taught your kid that when they **** up "mommy and daddy" will fix it. Way to be. YDI.
alliegator444 4
I work at Taco Bell and it happens at least once a week. No one says anything we just get to find it and have to deal with it.
deadpools 3
Somebody has been watching too much south park
Sharky353 3
Did you give him a spanking afterwards and confiscate his video games?