Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
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Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
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Top comments
blurose 6
Why didn't you make him clean it up?
lfrider92 21
I wouldn't have told them...
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Comments (191)
jloko16 11
Sounds like a shitty situation
SS 31
*dies*
AlexTay 6
Your son and i would be very good friends
loneala 3
You shouldn't have had to clean it up, they do work there. If anything you should have made your son clean it up. But they do work there, I'm pretty sure they pay people for that.
mommykrissy_05 7
Your son is 11 not 3 he knew what he did was wrong he should have cleaned it up... YDI for taking his problem and making it yours. Next time he does the wrong he pays the price. My son was 5 when he wasn't paying attention and peed all over guess who cleaned it up, i used cleaner after he was done but he used and old dry rag and cleaned up the wet urine himself.
happyfingers 15
Screw that, make the kid clean it! If you actually cleaned it yourself then you deserve it :P
mattrd_fml 31
That happened on South Park once. sorry OP.
kitcatjb 12
Yuck! I wouldn't of told them that your son did it. Keep quite about those things OP or, you could've had your son clean it up!
Aweh_Olivia 13
Why would you tell them! I'd just run
JCal585 8
Should have left and let the kid making 7 bucks an hour clean it up.
UsernameTaken14 18
I don't think I would have even told them...