Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
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Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
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blurose 6
Why didn't you make him clean it up?
lfrider92 21
I wouldn't have told them...
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Comments (191)
ffffffffck 13
at least you took responsibility and didn't just leave. we need more people like you op. I hope you made your son help clean up!
UnluckyJulie 13
I'm very glad you did the right thing and told them, and so, I'm sure, was the staff. I would have made the little brat clean it up himself, though. (But since you didn't, I hope you gave him another form of punishment!)
WolfLady 18
Personally I would have made my son clean it up. Making kids clean their own messes is a great natural consequence and they almost never repeat it.
luckyone365 7
Why would you clean it up at all? The employees get paid for that shit. To the people saying that it isn't in the job description, its customer service. You have to expect the unexpected. If your manager tells you to clean it up, you pretty much have no choice.
slickchrome 11
that's very true but employees also have the ability to spit in ops chicken nuggets the next time he gets his son a happy meal.
glabberfasted 16
The kid knowingly shit in a urinal, and KNEW he shouldn't. That's the kid's responsibility to clean up, not the staff. I can see if the kid accidentally threw up in the play place or something, that would be the employee's job to clean up.
slickchrome 11
ydi for raising a little shit. WHAT UP SHIT REFERENCE!
skyeyez9 25
The only mistake you did was Not make your son clean his shit mess. Then I would have grounded him, only bought myself mcdonalds, and ate it in front of him.
Epikouros 32
BTW, was it one of those environmentally friendly non-flushing urinals?
cheshirecat13242 32
Yeah, because a ton of fast food chains have the same kind of enviro-friendly toilets as you'd find at a national park..
Not_Impressed13 9
You should have made him clean it up, OP. And then made him wear a sign saying "I shat in the urinal at McDonald's"
awilliams44 9
Why didn't u have him clean it up?
little_one1 14
I most definitely would not be cleaning up my 11 year old son's shit. I can barely handle picking up accidental puppy turds. Your son needs serious disciplining. Spank the little **** or something.