Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
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blurose 6
Why didn't you make him clean it up?
lfrider92 21
I wouldn't have told them...
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Comments (191)
Tubes420 2
they would of just put it in the burgers
Andrewluz 5
Next time that little shit thinks its funny to pull of a stunt like that, make him clean it up, then make him tell the people who worked there he did it
ActionFearo 39
Make him clean it up
fantasyworld 39
Have him clean it up.
teacupofsunshine 29
Good for you for being honest. Most people probably would of just left and leaving it for the next person to clean up. Although I would of made your son clean his clever prank.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Unless your child is special needs, I find it worrisome that this was done by an 11 year old. Not that special needs is an excuse, because it's not, but I can only imagine something like that being done by somebody younger than 5, because an 11 year old is definitely old enough to know better than that. Also, like everybody told you, you should've made HIM clean it up, teach that brat that actions have consequences and that in the real world, nobody will be there to let him off easy for his awful behavior and that he needs to fix/change it himself. That is some pretty awful parenting to clean up a mess that your child made instead of making him do it for himself, and like I said earlier, he is definitely old enough to know better than that.
lucasj23 11
I would have made him clean it up.