Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML
Today, I was absolutely busting to poop, so badly that I began to sweat. This was while I was sitting a medical exam, and had to write in depth about the mechanical and chemical process of digestion. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML
Today, I was in an exam and was chewing the end of my pen, stuck on a question. My mouth filled up with ink. I wasn't allowed to leave, so I had to sit for another hour with a foul-tasting blue tongue and a half-working pen. FML
Today, I had to visit a new office building for a meeting. Halfway through the meeting, I got really nauseous and needed to throw up. I ran to find a bathroom, but got lost and ended up in a printing room. With no other option, I was forced to puke into a large envelope. FML
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Pleonasm 36
"Now, you tell me if this gets uncomfortable at all" "No it's okay, everything feels fi- GUURAHHHHHHWAEUUKELLELSQUELCH"
FrietvanPiet 16
Tends to happen if you take it too deep during oral
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Comments (53)
ctchan2381 5
I think you need to go see a doctor if you vomit at random.
FML4ever323 3
Haha Awesome!
KR12T3N 15
And then you woke up, right?
pebbles4545 3
Scrolled past this and I was laughing so hard I came back. Read it again and laughed for 20 min so now my mom thinks I have a mental disorder.
Goblin182 27
My wife made me take an oral exam before we got married. Glad to say I passed.
taintedtruffle 42
Stan?