By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 19:47 - Ireland

Today, I had to stand next to my wife at the supermarket, beet-red and pretending not to exist; about half an hour into our shopping, she completely lost her shit at the advertising on the loudspeaker, turned to another patron, and screamed into his face to shut the fuck up. FML
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RS808 6

@ #8.. I also had to read this FML a couple times before I understood it. The story is pretty much told in reverse, if that helps.

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Welshite 39

...and when, where, why, and how. Or you could just read the FML again, and get your answers.

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Dory123 9

Honestly, the FML doesn't answer a lot of those questions and most of the time lets the readers hanging.

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maebelline12 12

All the other "what?" comments from other readers before you answer your question. Try reading those if you're confused

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PipingMouse 14

So...she has anger problems? Good luck with the woman you married OP. Its both YDI, and FYL.

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LogicalMembrane 3

Guys, the first sentence (minus the "today") happened as a result of the second story. He was embarassed because his wife was acting like a loon. Yes, it is worded terribly. Hope this helps.

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Reeserr 3

I skipped over the semi colon so I didn't understand it at first

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Dory123 9

Just because a woman is angry or upset it does not mean that she is on her period. Sometimes your just in a bad mood just because.

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johnny_derp 3

typical sexist comment.

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honeybadgerr 9

I'm gonna make a wild guess that #20 is single..??

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Stardew 19

When did this become a bad thing? I'm on the list, if this was changed I should have received a memo!

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Enslaved 36

Patrón as in tequila? :P hehe ***If what I just said doesn't make any sense, doesn't matter-- 'cause this FML confuses the &£%# out of me anyways!

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PrincessPesa 20

I'll get us a virtual round, Enslaved! Perhaps drunkenness will adequately confound our working minds so we can think backwards and recall the future from the present. Whew! My brain hurts.

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Enslaved 36

I'm game. (: No training wheels for me. Just pour it down my throat! :D

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sportcrazychick4 7

Café Patrón?

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rhidiculous 4

She needs a warm bath and a footrub...with a side of chocolate. :) And maybe a little something else to ease some of that tension! wink wink nudge nudge

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gracehi 31

Oh yes we do. ;) You've been bad. Very bad. You must be punished.

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rhidiculous 4

I agree! But at the same time, there must be an enormous amount of stress on her to cause that blow up...I don't think OP made it sound like this was a normal occurrence, so maybe a little love will help soften her up. If this IS something normal...well then yes, FHisL

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OldMemoriesFade 8

It seems like everybody is getting thumbs down on this one..

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DocBastard 38

That's when you turn to the guy next to you and whisper, "Ha, what a ******* loon! I sure feel sorry for HER husband." And then you slowly walk away.

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Ajwc101 24

But if she hears you, you don't get sex for the next two weeks.

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XxskyelovexX 13

Finally a good comment! And one that doesn't involve "what?" or explaining the fml. Thank you Doc!

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