Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn't watch dirty videos on Youtube. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML
Today, I was looking at some cellphones with my dad, when an assistant asked if we needed help. My dad said, "Yeah, does this have parental controls? My son watches some freaky stuff, some damn freaky stuff." I don't watch anything weird, but thanks for humiliating me, dad. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, my 10-year-old "helped" me by “fixing” the parental controls on the iPad. I didn’t ask for help. Now it won’t let me access email, news, or even Google, but it will let me watch 47 hours of baby cartoons. I've been locked out of my own device by someone who can’t eat spaghetti without ruining a shirt. FML
Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, just like almost every other day, my mom goes onto the computer and scolds me for what I watch on YouTube, even when the videos aren't that graphic. Today she scolded me because she found out that I'd watched videos related to the Max Headroom signal intrusion back in '87. Why can't I just watch what I want? FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
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Top comments
livewire1701 8
Well they are called "parental controls".
ApollosMyth 22
If it's your iPad, why not just put a passcode he doesn't know?
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Comments (81)
man_in_black08 28
Thats wht she said ;)
cosmosis 12
Thats exactly what OP said... Word for word. And it just may be because she wrote the FML. Whats your point?
anonwallnut 3
Your mom?
pedinhuh 23
Dirty videos on youtube??? How come?
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
The videos on Youtube are not that dirty... Or your dad can get off from seeing some ******* only...
RedPillSucks 33
Some people do. Not everyone needs "Two men, one horse" to get horny.
TeddyBeaRx666x 3
Golden response.
MissVeracity 12
I'm thinking your dad needs to be educated in other sites.. As long as he doesn't use your iPad of course. Hope you cleaned it thoroughly! ;)
Lilo4life 26
Are regular **** sites on laptops no longer acceptable?
cobslobin 3
I thought YouTube didn't allow nudity..
erinxkay 4
There is nothing worth getting off on on YouTube. Trust me.
chica349 3
Did you mean Youporn? Youtube's got nothing dirty.
evan2025 1
sorry but that's funny as hell
DocBastard 40
He'll find a way around your controls. Trust me - parents are a wily bunch. If he acts all stupid and says he can't figure it out, it's all just a ruse.