Money: Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce....

By loser - 09/05/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

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By pookie99 - 17/06/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML

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By ringmaster101 - 04/03/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, I went to the jewelry store to sell my wedding ring after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML

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By Ineedjustice03 - 25/03/2011 11:55 - Singapore

Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML

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By almost broke - 21/02/2016 13:24 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, because my fiancé is criminally incompetent at budgeting, I'm now having to pay the first installment for my own wedding ring. FML

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By Sad ex-wife - 21/09/2012 15:11 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By suzyyy - 23/02/2011 09:18 - Netherlands

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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By BrokeInLove - 30/06/2009 19:55 - France

Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over 2 hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 05:37 - United States - Mariposa

Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 20:00 - United States - Framingham

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

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ZingDooper 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:45

why would you want to keep it?

af117 3

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:45

irony , at it's best

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fastballbabe 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 2:34

Awww :( FYL. and just wondering what does op mean?

sheethapins 13

Tuesday 10 May 2011 2:35

At least you won't be needing it.

RockstarRN 10

Tuesday 10 May 2011 2:49

At least you won't need it anymore :(

klong91 7

Tuesday 10 May 2011 2:55

Well you won't need it anymore anyway

samurninja 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 2:56

whats wrong with that its not like you were gonna wear it anyways... howwver if u were then wtf

ganash22 6

Tuesday 10 May 2011 2:59

I dont get it that's not an fml nor is it funny!

varkey 7

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:01

well you dont need it... fyl tho

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