Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML
Today, I went to a jewellery store to sell my wedding ring, after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
Today, because my fiancé is criminally incompetent at budgeting, I'm now having to pay the first installment for my own wedding ring. FML
Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
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ZingDooper 0
why would you want to keep it?
af117 3
irony , at it's best
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docscientist 10
The wedding ring your husband paid for? Consider it asshole tax.
benderbot19 0
peeps... the fml here is that op doesn't have money to pay for the divorce and has to sell the ring, the one little thing that probably was very hard for her to let go of, because divorce isn't just some simple happy process, to pay for the divorce. it was probably quite sad. sorry op. but it's good to just let go now.
tlcmom 1
I went on a cruise with the money I got from my engagement diamond. sucks you have to pay for the divorce. my ex paid for it all.
EdwardN 0
why should you keep it?? haha
benderbot19 0
tic-tacs? nah, bring mentos. bitches love mentos.
jsleazy49 0
sounds like you killed two birds with one stone.
dansco 25
That's what you call irony! anyway you didn't need it ;)
j_cat187 20
see if u killed him u wouldent have to deal with this shit
1summitash 1
sounds poetic to me. cyclical.
perdix 31
Q: Why is divorce so expensive? A: Because it's worth it!