Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML

Today, my cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to reinstate my service. FML

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

Mr Butterfingers

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

Grifter

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

Bigmouth Strikes Again

Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML

Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML

Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML