Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML
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blaine72 0
this FML sounds phony
mintcar 10
HAHAHA. Get prepaid?
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Comments (95)
BlakjeKaas 0
YDI for thinking buying first, paying later is a good idea without thinking about actually paying. You should've gone with prepaid instead of a 40€/month Iphone
AnonTheGreat 7
At what point in time did that seem like a good idea? YDI.
froggermea 5
lol this reminds me of the yo mamma joke " yo mamma so stupid, she sold her car for gas money" lol you deserve it OP
dansco 25
Great, so now you're left paying for a phone and rental, and no phone :(
ChibiGirl5 0
that's stupid cause now your paying for the other person to use the phone
OCDC 9
You could always strip for money. I hear old men pay very well...
morty356 0
damn lol
DNMendez95 3
hahaha that's sucks your mamma is so dumb she sold her car for gas money :)
inthemillions 0
Uhhh and then what are you going to do when next months phone bill comes in?
lexi365 20
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAOYST!!!!!!