By for fucks sake gramps - United States - Mililani
Today, I was at the store with my grandpa. When we were rung up, he started to pay for our myriad groceries in coins, and the guy behind us groaned. My grandpa said, "shut your mouth," and started ranting about how stupid people are to leave paper trails for "government spooks." FML
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  gribbles  |  12

The fuck?! Everyone needs dollar bills. Change would cumbersome without them. "here you go sir, your change is $1.75, so 7 quarters! Good day!"

  Psych101  |  9

Careful, if he reads too much Orwell he'll start a revolution of older people! Next thing you know, we'll be thinking that they look like humans...

  featherygoose  |  9

He is right. Computers don't make errors. What they do, they do on purpose. By now, all of you credit card users names are in the system of every laptop, desktop, mainframe, and supermarket scanner that collectively make up the memory conspiracy. Otherwise known as, THE BEAST.