Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Today, I had to give a speech but I wasn't prepared. I decided to give it anyway. While giving the speech, I got so nervous I passed out. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Today, after giving a speech at college, I did the good ol' mic drop. The microphone fell with a loud bang that was heard through the clapping. FML
Today, I had to give a speech at my sister’s wedding. I spent weeks preparing every word. When it was finally my turn, I stood up to the microphone and froze. Instead of something like, "Congratulations, I’m so happy for you both," I mixed up whatever jokes I'd prepared in my brain, and blurted out, “I’m in love with your husband.” FML
Today, at university, I worked up the courage to speak up in a lecture hall of 200 people. I raised my hand, made my point, and felt pretty good until the professor said, “That’s exactly what I said like five minutes ago.” Half the room turned to look at me like I'd just woken up from a nap mid-class. Which I had. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML
Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML
Today, I was selected to give a short speech at a friend's wedding after being told it would only be "a couple of minutes." I walked up drunkenly, reached into my pocket for my notes, and pulled out my shopping list instead. I started reading "milk, onions, toothpaste…" before realising everyone was laughing. FML
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
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ThreeSheetsGone 12
"...we go down instead"? I need details damnit!
erazzle 0
cause there's nothing else to do in Gladstone.
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therealdavid 0
At least you didn't say "Queerslanders"
therealdavid 0
At least you didn't say queerslanders!
meeba 2
i always wondered if someone would say this...
Kua_Mei 0
I can sympathize, OP. I totally freeze up just from being called on in class unexpectedly. Once, it was so severe that I couldn't even blink; it was interesting to have tears leaking out of my eyes without blinking, I'll tell you. For that alone, I do not regret the experience in the slightest. [/pointless anecdote]
goawaynoway 0
#64 ya those scientists may be americans but doesnt take away the fact that a lot of americans use that fact and gloat about it. just because these smart people are americans doesnt take away the fact that americans today have gotten way stupider than way back when theyve created airplanes, tvs, and yes, even peanut butter.
goawaynoway 0
whoos meant 68
bllaarrgghh 0
do you say that when cane toads mate with your cats??
MothsWings 4
If it was to the younger generation, laugh it off. If it was to the older generation, they probably didn't catch it.
retak 2
Well I go to that school and the whole school started laughing even the teachers. She didn't realize what she said until she heard everyone laughing.
iChel413 6
when we get knocked up, we get back down. lol. funny sexual innuendo.