Today
United States
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Carrie
Stuck in the middle with you
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
fthislyfe
United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
summer
Gross dude
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Anonymous
My feefees
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
I warned him
Marietta, United States
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
princess98
Revenge!
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
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jacetopia96 1
I thought it was Rock, Paper, Scissors?
unfortunate_13 5
no shower, no sex. it's as simple as that.
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Comments (282)
alwayscookie 0
sounds like my ex.
cassiebear7652 7
it's called rock paper scissors
LASERZ7 4
its rock, paper, sciessers
panda101x 0
That is a daily occurrence in my world.
FatMan23 10
You should have tried taking a shower with him ;-)
JPLovesAnimals 4
its rock papers scissors. srry but tht bothered me. lol
imnotahipster 0
its "Rock, paper, scissors" you jerk
lilbeast0327 3
It's rock, paper, scissors
CountJugular 3
I make my wife do that too, your boyfriend is great
Lainee_09 5
Hahahaha I've actually had to do that!