Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to take my son to hospital because he had two Lego pieces up his nose. He’s 19 and shoved them up there because he was drunk. FML
Today, I picked up my idiot 20 year-old son from a party. He was shit-faced drunk and managed to drop his vape out the window as I was driving. He tried to open the door of the moving car to get out and look for it, and I had to grab him and pull him back in. Legally, this moron is an adult. FML
Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML
Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
Today, I spent six hours at the ER. Why? My husband dared our seventeen-year-old son to recreate a 'Jackass' trolley-hedge diving stunt at the local supermarket. What wasn't on my groceries list was a broken arm, fractured wrist, whiplash and cuts and bruises. FML
Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML
Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML
Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
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Top comments
Vert90 11
Well, those Pringle cans are sneaky as ****. Careful for the hand-rapes.
Calyx_fml 22
It was probably worth it. You wouldn't want to waste a Pringle.
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Comments (161)
emmagillespie24 11
For a second I thought he was at the ER because he,like, got hit by a car on the way. Still sucks tho
classpyromaniac 6
Wow, if only I had a dollar for every time this has happened to my uncle... I would still be pretty damn poor
hahayourmom101 5
They need to make pringle cans like roll-on deodorant.
classpyromaniac 6
You've seen that picture too, then? Thank god I'm not the only one
myalleyway 9
lol
PaulB123 11
Pringles are always so hard to get outa the can! You have to tilt them into your hand, and then you get way too many. *Sigh* life is hard.
epic13 12
First world priblems
lolfood 24
LOL, that's awesome
lexxiii 17
I'm confused... get the pringles can cut off of his hand or get his hand cut off? If it was the second one, I don't get why the hospital would do that.
Alanber92 5
Lol do remember he was drunk
perdix 31
With that damned Obamacare, irresponsible assholes are overusing medical services and destroying America. No, wait, Obamacare won't kick in until 2014 unless the activist court steals it. I guess people will act like irresposible assholes regardless.
Bunnizlovely 1
I was so sleepy when I read this, but it woke me up and I laughed a good laugh,so thank you.
THExistentialist 13
I shat glitter in total joy :D
False_Stupidity 42
And I farted a rainbow in happiness...
THExistentialist 13
don't do it, Noor. that would make me the next one to be checked. just marry me instead.