Today, I had to listen to my boss say "Arabica beans" in a goofy, fake New England accent every time the McDonald's ice coffee commercial came on the radio. I worked a 12-hour shift. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML
Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML
Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML
Today, my boss made me come in at 10 a.m. instead of noon like he usually does. I’ve had nine cups of coffee and STILL can’t keep my eyes open. Why am I like this? FML
Today, at work, I was fired from my job for being too "forward" to my boss. All I did was get him coffee and a biscuit from McDonald's to celebrate his 15-year anniversary working there. FML
Today, I was trying to flirt with a cute girl when I asked the barista, “Make mine just like hers.” It turns out she'd ordered a decaf soy lavender tea latte. I hate all of those words. FML
Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML
Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML
Today, I did the walk of shame at work after walking in 20 minutes late with a venti iced coffee in my hand for the umpteenth time, my boss then told me to pack up all my things and get out so I could have all the time in the world to get iced coffees. FML
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SixthSinEnvy 39
I was one of the first to vote and they were all ydi. Why in the world would you deserve this? That sounds beyond annoying.
science-teacher 15
Coffe can cause a latte problems
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Comments (52)
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Did you throw some at him?
kasmol 16
Go old school on him/her. Everytime a Wendy's commercial comes on, shout out "where's the beef!"
yeongji 31
Um, try working a 12 hour shift with the same ringing in the background (sometimes with more than one going off at once). Ah, the life of the ER...
tehdarkness 21
Hey at least he has a sense of humor... Better than a negative jerk! Epitome of 1st world problems!
MrZsDad 19
it would be wicked pissah if you punched this retaad, got in your cah and just quit.
LilFlutter 10
The TV version of that ad is the worst TV ad ever! I change the channel or mute it every time it comes on because of how annoying it is, so I feel your pain. (I haven't heard the radio version of the ad.)
ashjo 12
tim hortons uses those beans too lol
becauseeyebrows 3
As a New Englander...we have a distinguishing accent?
TCKM416 15
A New England accent or a Boston accent? I've lived in New England my entire life and the only accent I've heard of is Boston