Today, I had to listen to my boss say "Arabica beans" in a goofy, fake New England accent every time the McDonald's ice coffee commercial came on the radio. I worked a 12-hour shift. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML
Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML
Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML
Today, my boss made me come in at 10 a.m. instead of noon like he usually does. I’ve had nine cups of coffee and STILL can’t keep my eyes open. Why am I like this? FML
Today, at work, I was fired from my job for being too "forward" to my boss. All I did was get him coffee and a biscuit from McDonald's to celebrate his 15-year anniversary working there. FML
Today, I was trying to flirt with a cute girl when I asked the barista, “Make mine just like hers.” It turns out she'd ordered a decaf soy lavender tea latte. I hate all of those words. FML
Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML
Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML
Today, I did the walk of shame at work after walking in 20 minutes late with a venti iced coffee in my hand for the umpteenth time, my boss then told me to pack up all my things and get out so I could have all the time in the world to get iced coffees. FML
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SixthSinEnvy 39
I was one of the first to vote and they were all ydi. Why in the world would you deserve this? That sounds beyond annoying.
science-teacher 15
Coffe can cause a latte problems
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Comments (52)
Enslaved 38
I like my coffee how I like my women... Bitter! :P
graceinsheepwear 34
and cold?
evan_7899 28
and I asume you don't want lumps in your cofee so you don't want breasts or an ass on your lady, you want em flat
PandaBurst 10
Next time just shove a handful of "Arabica Beans" in her mouth. That'll shut her up. ;-)
threer 30
And then the boss' gender was undisclosed..
PandaBurst 10
Ok, her/his. Perfectionist.
worldclassrager 41
This probably won't work but try a different channel maybe one that's basically commercial free like WKAR?
cheeringxoxo 5
Just to let you guys know new englanders don't actually talk like that..
spekledworf 18
I feel like there's too many accents within NE for there to be a NE accent, from Rhode Islander's awrangers and cawfee to Boston's cah and beeah
Dre27 20
I must admit as a Bostonian,The "pahk yah cash in hahvad yahd" is insanely easy to accent for us
sarcasticlover 30
turn off the radio
perdix 31
You should have joined in with "pahk my cah in Hahvahd Yahd" and "wicked pissah." The best way to deal with annoying people is to out-annoy them.
peacejunior 12
Legend.
harp 9
That is the most obnoxious commercial on the radio. I feel your agony op. I refuse to go to McDonalds because of it.
LimeGreenCutie 9
I'm now trying to imagine someone with a New England accent saying Arabica Beans...
Dre27 20
It doesn't sound all that different, maybe more arabicah than anything else
Devul143 12
yeah, I don't understand why he'd deserve it... o_O
Dre27 20
I'm from Beantown, any fake accent is annoying as hell and can be immediately spotted... FYL