Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML
Today, after I got a cat to help with my anxiety, it turns out he also has anxiety. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
Today, I awoke to my cat sitting on my chest. That wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't tried to get her off. She promptly went crazy and scratched me. My fiancée, who was sleeping next to me, hit me, called me cruel, and told me to apologize to the cat. I did. FML
Today, I disciplined my cat for meowing too loudly in my apartment and disturbing neighbors by picking her up by the scruff. She then proceeded to scratch the ever living crap out of my hand, now it looks like Wolverine got a hold of me. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet. As the vet reached to examine him, he hissed, then clawed me instead, and then ran straight into a wall. Now we’re both sitting at the vet's, scowling and injured. FML
Today, I had to watch my drunk girlfriend yell at a cat for not having periods. The worst part is that she was at a pet store. The pet store at which I work. FML
Today, my school brought in therapy dogs to help with stress. I was attacked by one of them. FML
Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML
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hopelessefforts 9
That must be awkward in bed if you know what I mean
perdix 31
#2, did you read the whole story? It's a fear of cats, not dogs.
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Comments (87)
anamelessnamenam 1
You know, I find it stupidly hilarious that in just a couple FMLs before, a person was speaking of their phobia of spiders, where people felt that their life sucked that they had to face their fear of spiders, but in this FML, people are calling the OP of this one a wimp and that their fear is irrational. If it's bad enough to the point that they need help for it, they have a serious problem, and just that on its own should be an FML. However, it seems as if the OP's girlfriend is making fun of their issue, making it even worse for them.
brittyboo123 35
What a purrfect girlfriend you have.
chuckcloninger 12
Why is she your girlfriend?
tyler_mcdolan 10
The Internet must be terrifying for you
YeaSo3 14
if you need therapy for this its obviously a serious phobia...for her to play around like thay was insensitive ..what if you had gotten so rowled up you crashed..dumb ass gf sorry op
TergesteCity 12
Are you Ranma Saotome?
Kitten1990 7
Dump her! She obviously isn't a supportive girlfriend!!!!
venus89 17
Meow !!!
nixophebia 5
"My girlfriend." I think you misspelled 'hobag'.
little_one 20
For your first therapy session go to a shelter see some cats hold some kittens they are mostly sweet and just wanting someone to love and feed them. Most cats I meet don't hiss, or bite, I should lend you my boy he's can be a handful and likes to make mess by knocking things over but he loves everyone and just wants to be petted all the time.