Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
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testing_fml 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_trimester_bleeding Sorry bleeding may be happening even if you are pregnant.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Ouch, at least you can tell them the test lied?
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Comments (403)
qutii 0
Someone may have said it already. But I hate to burst your bubble but it's still possible to get your period during the early stages of pregnancy.
arman99 5
well whadda u expect it's neeewww jersey!
ashrandom 0
You could still be pregnant & that might not be your period.
aleasucks 0
1% of people still have there period when they're pregnant?
whatgoescomes 5
thats a good thing!
eander78 0
All I have to say is I became a father at 15, and was grounded at the start of the pregnancy. I now take full care of both my daughter and wife while working a server job and am in college full time. So don't say she's too young to be a good mother if she's young enough to be grounded. That's not a fact and I'm the proof that you can be a good parent even at a young age.
ArielTheMermaid 17
then go tell them. derp.
HellfireRogue 7
Uh, you can bleed when you're pregnant. I'm pregnant, and have been bleeding on-and-off for about 35 days. The baby is growing at a normal rate and totally healthy.
kei1108 13
THEN GOOD FOR YOU!! you lucky this time. but maybe you shouldn't sleep with people you know you won't be with for longer than 4 months.. ugh.
budd28 0
that sucks