Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
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Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
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testing_fml 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_trimester_bleeding Sorry bleeding may be happening even if you are pregnant.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Ouch, at least you can tell them the test lied?
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Comments (403)
Shyman4ever 0
Wow your parents are crazy. Atleast you're not pregnant Anymore.
PrettyVal 0
Doesn't mean you're not pregnant. Go to the doctor.
vampire_dragon 0
getting grounded over that is retarded imo they should at least supported you or something.
SilentWhisper 0
You can STILL BE pregnant even if u have gotten your period... That doesnt meant that you aint pregnant... If you dont believe it do a google. Dont you people have sex education in school jesus....
dogooddan 0
Actually, no, sex education no longer exists in the public school system in some states (or abstinence only education, which doesn't teach much of importance - just don't ****, not what to do if you do) where have you been?
SilentWhisper 0
I dont live in the states Mr.
SAJ1111 0
You can still spot during pregnancy. Its pretty common during the first trimester. You should probably call your doctor ASAP to get checked. Plus never trust the BC pill. I got preggo on it...so have several of my friends. and for those who say ooo you werent taking it right, ask the dr about how smoking and drinking DECREASES the effectiveness :(. * no this was NEVER mentioned* OP: your parents were probably just shocked about what was happening. Depending on your age...I was 16 when I had my son, and my parents did the same. Until the shock was over then they were alot more supportive. Good luck and please go to the dr!
Caddy23 0
the more im reading this, the more im thinking, this is probably a fake FML. just to get everyone up on their high horse.
Emwo 0
Hopefully the OP went to see a doctor before reading all these replies, lol. In the 4-8 weeks in pregnancy, you may experience a short bleeding period that kinda seems like a period. It's not an official one, though still... who just has them grounded from that? (seems kinda minor, imo ._.)
anon224 0
umm #13 had it right...this can't be an FML if you're glad. So what if your parents yelled, at least you don't have to deal with an unwanted pregnancy. Be thankful
that_was_so_awkw 0
you uh know that you CAN get ur period while still pregnant? sorry to kill your dreams, have fun, babies are insane to look after :|
your_face 15
As has been said many times already - if you're pregnant, it's not your period. If it's your period, you're not pregnant. A period isn't just blood, it's tissues that the fetus would need to survive.
FoundManyLemons 0
Test again! And get down to the clinic, now, before it's too late to abort!