Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
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Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
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testing_fml 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_trimester_bleeding Sorry bleeding may be happening even if you are pregnant.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Ouch, at least you can tell them the test lied?
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ilovepotatoes_fml 0
YDI for A) having sex at a young age/not in a good relationship (I'm assuming this because it was painful and embarassing to tell your parents and they grounded you) and B) Not waiting to see if you got your period. Pregnancy tests are not always accurate.
Bucinka 5
OK, I'm only a fifth of the way down the comments and see a lot of ignorance here. Can we all acknowledge that not all blood that comes out of the ****** is a menstrual period? OK? OK. In fact, if you actually read the Wikipedia link someone posted, you see that one of the possible causes of first trimester bleeding can actually be a form of cancer. Therefore, now that OP and her family knows she is sexually active, OP needs to ignore all the douches giving bum advice here, including me for that matter, and see a doctor or a CNP pronto. PS@259: If you think girls are so gross, then I sincerely hope you never have to have sex with one in your whooooole life.
spankymrd 0
if your young enough to get grounded your too young to be having sex!!
brittania22 0
you can still get your period when you first get prego. not very uncommon
bwenduh 0
my son is 5 months old. i bled for the first 4 months of my pregnancy. if youve never had a baby then STFU everyone is different. OP i hope you went to the doctor.
Sheebz 0
Abortion is not the answer, who ever does it has a cruel heart, imagine if ur mom killed u wen u were the size of ur hand??? its just not human! U kill the baby by crushing it, and taking it out! its not the babies fault ur pregnant! its ur own fault for having sex!!! people these days >:-[
kaytwiztid 0
u can still have a period while prego it's actually not that uncommon.
letschat6 5
ohh shit I'm so sorry
shihtzupup98 3
can't u tell them it's a joke...?
mad_hatter0666 22
you can spot while pregnant. you can always have a false negative but you can't have a false positive unless it's a chemical pregnancy.