Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
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Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
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testing_fml 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_trimester_bleeding Sorry bleeding may be happening even if you are pregnant.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Ouch, at least you can tell them the test lied?
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Comments (403)
15949058 4
tell them the test was wrong, but they still know that you have had sex
chinoj961 8
You can still get ur period the first trimester your pregnant u should go get checked
clj409 3
To the people saying there is no such thing as a false negative, yes you CAN get one!! My mom tested positive two years before she was pregnant with me and I DO NOT have an older sibling. It IS possible!!
Dilwann 27
'False negative' means the test says you're not pregnant while you, in fact, are. You are talking about 'false positive', which is obviously entirely possible.
jessicadavis374 6
I had 3 when I was pregnant with my first daughter! Sorry to say... Ol girl might need to go see a doctor bc false positives are rare.
doglover100 29
Just check with a doctor.
sweetypieluvsyou 9
If you got pregnant rather close to when you were going to have your period you probably would still get your period but it wouldn't last as long and would be really light
yzzami 17
YDI for trying to get on 16 and preg
jayray313 21
You can still get your period the first month after you conceive. Or at least, spot heavily enough that it seems like your period. Make a dr appt
sulitak 27
two possible explanations: blue dye test's evap line (looks a lot like a positive) or you're still pregnant and are one of the women who still menstruates
soccerstud45537 1
You're so stupid