Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
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Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
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testing_fml 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_trimester_bleeding Sorry bleeding may be happening even if you are pregnant.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Ouch, at least you can tell them the test lied?
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Comments (403)
katieallen0000 0
u could still be pregnant.!
Zafrina15 13
You obviously don't know much about pregnancy. Many women still have periods during pregnancy, though it's usually lighter. Those women are unlucky...like the baby that will come from you.
melissa135 3
the one thing i thought when i finished reading this: 'dumbass.'
katarina956 0
Dang that sucks. Should've waited three months at least
millertime12 4
Sorry but you can't still bleed while pregnant. It's commonly referred to as spotting.
RydeOnLiveFree 2
I hope you do realize that you can still get a period if your pregnant right? It doesn't change anything you could still be pregnant dipshit
aaslt175 5
My youngest nephew was conceived while my sister in law was on the pill and my brother used a condom. He had a paternity test done and since has had a vasectomy. Other than celibacy or a tubal ligation that is the only 100% way. As for bleeding after you are pregnant, my girlfriend had her period for the first two months of her pregnancy.
ICONicemily11 0
My mom was on the pill for all three of my siblings and had her period the first couple months too
rocker_chick23 27
Tubals fail too. My cousin is a tubal ligation baby.
colgatesmile08 1
That's why you take 4 tests not 1 and you van still be pregnant even if you get your period.
kaykayluhhh 0
FYI pregnancy test only read a hormone called hcg its only in women that are pregnant, your probably spotting. Yeah I'm in the same situation you are. Fml
iLovePink96 3
You Could Still Be Pregnant; Try Going To The Doctor To Make Sure.