Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
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Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
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testing_fml 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_trimester_bleeding Sorry bleeding may be happening even if you are pregnant.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Ouch, at least you can tell them the test lied?
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youretoopicky 0
You can be pregnant and still get your period. I have three kids, and had my period for the first few months with both of them. Did you not use a condom or birth control?
brokebod 0
There's no such thing as a false positive. You should get to a doctor!
cxal_fml 0
Polycystic ovarian syndrome can cause both missing/late periods and false positives on pregnancy tests (even repeatedly) so you definately need to go a gynocologist. And, yes, you can bleed while pregnant
melodyalam 0
YDI for being irresponsible and having sex when you're still young enough to get grounded for it. Just be grateful you're not pregnant after all.
cxal_fml 0
Its only 95% accurate if she doesn't have a natural hormonal imbalance- in that case, tests can always read positive, even if she is a virgin/has had a hysterectomy
jjenniferr05 0
LMAOOOO.
Tsukasa_fml 0
Parenting fail.
MiriamSingsLoud 0
Yes, you can still be pregnant. Best bet is to get a sonogram. You can get one for free at some pregnancy centers, or they'll refer you. In the worst case scenario, if your parents kick you out, they can find housing for you. Most of the time, though, the folks come around. Free services listing- pregnancycenters.org Discussion forum for unplanned pregnancy- standupgirl.com If it turns out that you had a miscarriage, take heart. Miscarriages more common than you think, and it won't impair your ability to carry a baby to term when you're ready. Best wishes
fallout024 0
You can still have your period and be pregnant. Please read up on your facts.
treli1593 0
I'm calling bullshit 1.) She's on the computer submitting this. I thought she was grounded? 2.) She can just tell her mom she had her period and get ungrounded. You're not preggo, how is this an FML?
annaofwisconsin 0
1.) She probably sneaked on this site while she was doing homework or was at the library. 2.) Her parents would still know that she's having sex.
Bucinka 5
1) Maybe she's on her own computer; some teens do have them, you know. 2) I agree it's a sigh of relief IF she's not pregnant and doesn't want to be. So imho not an FML, but trust me, it's an awful feeling when you realize your parents know you're a sexually active giel. Does anyone ever catch themselves being the one to get someone's douchey comment buried by clicking "thumbs down"? I clicked thumbs down twice on 186 just to see if I could catch myself pushing that twatwaffle's comment into burial. Didn't see it get buried, but felt better anyway.