Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Camhero 0
Hope she understands
killak41 9
If you have to explain that she's probably too young for you bro
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (365)
indigorocket 1
I think its funny how this was a few days ago, and yesterday i'm moderating some FML's and i see 'today, my boyfriend yelled at me for wanting to go skinny dipping with my male friends. what i think he doesnt realize is that they're all gay.'
lochlan9 0
**** that ask her if it's okay to go skinny dipping with your female friends. It's only fair
TaurusTheBull 13
Well, where the heck were you?
Ducky_N_Ozzies 6
*coughs* hoe sorry for that i meant to say *****
arin2009 0
326- way to be a bitch, only insecure girls use **** and ***** and hoe. U ma'am fail at life
Nicoyamom 0
Shes a ****...what she say?
arin2009 0
It's not that bad, don't be insecure
arin2009 0
Wow grow up, maybe learn about human psyche. Oh, wait you are just a pathetic teenager who thinks they know everything. It's not hoeish at all, sucking all them off yes that's hoeish, but people were meant to be naked.
blackmetalfan 5
because she has a bf obviously what a dumbass she is
neenee08 0
She's a dumbass
merryhappy1887 20
having to explain to her why it's inappropriate just means that she never intended to do anything wrong. judging by most of these comments, no one understands the concept of nudist colonies & shit like that. being naked around someone don't mean shit.