Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
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Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
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Camhero 0
Hope she understands
killak41 9
If you have to explain that she's probably too young for you bro
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Comments (365)
BigJoeWSTM 6
Go skinny dipping with some of your female friends.
ineedhelp89 4
You need to dump that hoe...
gtrven 1
for everyone who can't see what's wrong with this: to op's girlfriend it may feel innocent, but in the view of her male friends, there's a very good chance that's not the case
FlendtDK 16
dump the *****
StormFlake 8
Did she?
Kara_araK 24
Why is it inappropriate? Unless you are afraid that they are terrible people and will take advantage and harm her, why shouldn't she? If my husband starts telling me I shouldn't go skinny dipping, (or anything else that I have always done in the presence of other guys), we are going to have huge problems.