Today, I had to explain to my 27 year-old sister why a stainless steel fork isn't a good toy for my 8 month-old baby. Twice. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my one person on my staff why having kids aged 6 to 9 hammering in screws with the butt end of a screwdriver is neither safe, nor a good idea. FML
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML
Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that if you tell your child that they're old enough to cook their own food in the microwave, you have to make sure they're smart enough not to put the metal spoon in with the food as well. FML
Today, I was babysitting a two year-old. He was messing around with a silver fork and I told him it was dangerous. He then got mad at me, started crying, and stabbed me right in the foot. Be warned, even though they're little, they can still cause a lot of pain. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
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Ramb0 20
I think your baby would be safer on it's own than with her.
dahoss99 30
She probably doesn't have kids.
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Comments (24)
LyricaSilvan 30
Please never let your sister breed.
ScarletteNyte 16
I'm 22 with a 9 month old and I know better... I'm sorry she's trying to unintentionally kill your baby
IamHM 14
This sounds like it would make a good Fuller House "very special" episode.
PhoenixChick 26
How does your sister survive on her own with no brain function?
deltax 8
What the fork?
Reihna_fml 14
I have a stupid sister so I know how you feel. You probably stood there for a moment in total disbelief that she didn't know better!
1HateMyUsername 19
Your baby would probably take better care of itself than your sister would.
dirty_dan_ 15
Anything can be a toy if under supervision of an adult
1HateMyUsername 19
"Aww, look at him. He likes it!" *Baby stabs itself in the face* Looks like the adult supervision worked after all! As opposed to: "No, that's not a good idea, put it away."
1HateMyUsername 19
*or she
anonymous198913 26
Hopefully, stupidity doesn't run in the family. Otherwise the poor baby might've inherited it.
scottishoatmeal 22
I hope your sister doesn't have kids