Babysitter and Kids: Demon child

Demon child

By Some Guy - 12/10/2015 00:54 - United States - Allen

Today, I was babysitting a two year-old. He was messing around with a silver fork and I told him it was dangerous. He then got mad at me, started crying, and stabbed me right in the foot. Be warned, even though they're little, they can still cause a lot of pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 06:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, while babysitting, I got stabbed by a 7 year-old with a mechanical pencil. FML

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By GirlinGreen - 30/04/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML

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By KPKallery - 05/06/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

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Kids these days…

By Anonymous - 13/04/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my two year-old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By ohdang - 12/08/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML

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By whattabrat - 26/02/2012 05:16 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

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Little shit

By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 08:30 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year old boy, and an 19 month old girl. I was chasing them around the house having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister for a diaper change the 3 year old decided it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. FML

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khorstmye 15

Monday 12 October 2015 17:08

That will really fork up your day.

llexibearr 17

Monday 12 October 2015 17:27

those terrible 2's.

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Sotanostash 20

Monday 12 October 2015 17:08

Could have been a steak knife...

drunkmunkey 24

Monday 12 October 2015 17:51

but still he was right, it was dangerous

Pootato88 15

Monday 12 October 2015 20:38

Could have been a machete

christinamarie17 29

Tuesday 13 October 2015 6:14

What sane person is going to leave a machete laying around where a 2 year old has access to it....

Coland 19

Monday 12 October 2015 17:08

So size doesn't matter?

khorstmye 15

Monday 12 October 2015 17:08

That will really fork up your day.

Dramori 29

Monday 12 October 2015 17:09

Forking hell that sounds sore.

Welshite 39

Monday 12 October 2015 17:11

He was practicing for his future career as Werewolf Hunter.

vaguenotvogue 13

Monday 12 October 2015 17:13

Good job it wasn't a knife!

NthDakotaBeaches 12

Monday 12 October 2015 17:15

Sometimes the small ones hurt the most

08zw 19

Monday 12 October 2015 17:19

My question is why was there a fork on the floor? Or why did you have your foot on the table (his high chair or whatever)?

stingray112 24

Monday 12 October 2015 17:20

At least you're in a STABle condition

Liamj774 36

Monday 12 October 2015 17:26

I mean it's a human with a potentially sharp object. Me satan. I'm going to go with satan

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Demon child

Same thing different taste

Damian?

This boy

Kids these days…

Little shit

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