1HateMyUsername

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About 1hatemyusername
I was born February 2, year 4. Unfortunately FML does not accept my true age, so I selected the earliest year provided that also allows me to include the true day of my birth. My relationship is "complicated" as my many partners have all passed away after all of this time. I'm seriously way too old to care about anything, but I enjoy observing the many people who believe that their lives are terrible. Try living for 2,012 years, then tell me whose life sucks. My permanent FML is as follows: I am still alive.
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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • I like your style

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  • The Mixer

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • A new thumb

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • YDI Master

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  • One more and it's business time

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    14%
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  • The return of the thumb

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  • The thumb strikes back

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