Today, I had to convince my parents to shut the door when they have sex. They have done this on multiple occasions. FML
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Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, I have accidentally encountered my parents having "sexy time" four times in the past week. I'm an adult. My parents are in their fifties. Their bedroom door doesn't fully shut, so I always get an unpleasant glimpse when I walk past, occasionally punctuated by my mom's pleasured moaning. Kill me now. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
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Top comments
Anti_Sora 31
Why would you need to tell your parents that? They should know they should do that.
Spark_Slicker 19
Why would you have to even convince them to do that in the first place? Do they WANT their kid to see them getting it on?
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Comments (75)
aeryn97 17
gross!
MariaGiovanni 25
That's seriously gross. If they're exhibitionists then that's their business but not to someone who isn't comfortable and especially not to your child! That's just lewd conduct and indecent exposure. I would have a talk with them especially if you're a minor.
fullerkate3 17
I've caught my parents doing it on the living room couch like now I can never sit on the couch
sammiaaron 16
#13 you talk as if watching your parents bang is a normal occurrence for you and I'm sorry your life sucks
sammiaaron 16
they're pigs for this
Lucifer97_fml 3
What you should do is run in with an air horn then run out
Goblin182 27
The next time they have sex with the door open stick you head in and say "tear that pussy up, son".
Mysterious_one 26
Tear that pussy dad..
WolfAvenge 22
My mom and her boyfriend once invited me over to hang out for the day and to have dinner. Not two hours later I could hear them going at it in the front room while I was in the living room... I didn't stay for dinner because that's just disgusting and disrespectful. X.x
914smv 18
At least you guys can share your thoughts about the situation openly. Im sure they just forget if you are out of the house OP
Mysterious_one 26
Their way of asking to move out?