Today, I had to convince my parents to shut the door when they have sex. They have done this on multiple occasions. FML
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Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, I have accidentally encountered my parents having "sexy time" four times in the past week. I'm an adult. My parents are in their fifties. Their bedroom door doesn't fully shut, so I always get an unpleasant glimpse when I walk past, occasionally punctuated by my mom's pleasured moaning. Kill me now. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
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Top comments
Anti_Sora 31
Why would you need to tell your parents that? They should know they should do that.
Spark_Slicker 19
Why would you have to even convince them to do that in the first place? Do they WANT their kid to see them getting it on?
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Comments (75)
Mysterious_one 26
I'm with 17.. My house my rules.. That's the winning card for the parents.. Don't like start packing son...
belac763 15
Maybe they are trying to get you to move out. Just speculation though
NielAnblomie 9
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ourtneyc 14
that is honestly disgusting. what kind of parent wants to expose their children to that?
DoomedGemini 38
Then don't be surprised if your kids never want anything to do with you. I can understand the whole house rules for some things, but not for this.
writerchic85 26
I always hate that "it's my house" mentality. It's not that much to ask that all the people that live there can do so peaceably.
Kah1on 8
The fact that it has happened on multiple occasions is a little concerning
thatsme293 28
It's educational
RocketGirl92 11
I feel your pain.
shoower_fml 9
Maybe they want him to move the **** out, maybe he's too old to be living at home