Today, I had to convince my parents to shut the door when they have sex. They have done this on multiple occasions. FML
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Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, I have accidentally encountered my parents having "sexy time" four times in the past week. I'm an adult. My parents are in their fifties. Their bedroom door doesn't fully shut, so I always get an unpleasant glimpse when I walk past, occasionally punctuated by my mom's pleasured moaning. Kill me now. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
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Top comments
Anti_Sora 31
Why would you need to tell your parents that? They should know they should do that.
Spark_Slicker 19
Why would you have to even convince them to do that in the first place? Do they WANT their kid to see them getting it on?
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Comments (75)
Lalala579121 28
Just because it's their house doesn't mean they should ignore common courtesy.
jazalea8 16
If the OP is a minor, they can't legally move out. If the minor moves out before being emancipated (which is usually 17), the minor can get into a lot of trouble with the law. Also, if OP is indeed a minor, that is indecent exposure to a minor...and also punishable.
Spark_Slicker 19
Expecting your parents to close their door when they have sex is prudish? Wow.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Way to be a judgmental prick. Just because it's they're house, doesn't mean they can do whatever they want, especially when there's a child living there as well. Also, OP could be a teenager and it's not exactly easy for a teenager to find their own place to live.
Logical07 16
#17 damn right it's punishable and must be! That's some serious weird shit, awful parents.
SecundusSecunda 27
Right, just leave your home if you dont like something! What is this the feudal times? OP could be 15 for all we know.
LPac5295 27
There's nothing more awkward than hearing your parents have sex. My room is right below my parents' room so whenever I'm home and they get intimate I get the full soundtrack.
DesolateHero 10
Was this the climax of your day?Get it? No? Okay.
LPac5295 27
I feel like by now people should know that puns don't do well in the FML world.
kaithewhiteguy 12
If anything I'd say it's the climax of OP's parent's day..
LPac5295 27
Yes it may be their house but it doesn't mean they can be rude. No one wants to hear them having sex at any point and they know that. It's not a porno so they should have common sense and be polite and close their door. It takes 2 seconds and I'm sure OP's dad wouldn't lose any time in doing so. Your comment was rather rude and invalid. Don't be suck a dick to people.
wow2mylife 25
when I was younger and don't know they will leave the door open but there squeaky bed kept me from walking in because of the noise in 3am but I feel you