Today, I had to convince my parents to shut the door when they have sex. They have done this on multiple occasions. FML
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Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, I have accidentally encountered my parents having "sexy time" four times in the past week. I'm an adult. My parents are in their fifties. Their bedroom door doesn't fully shut, so I always get an unpleasant glimpse when I walk past, occasionally punctuated by my mom's pleasured moaning. Kill me now. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
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Anti_Sora 31
Why would you need to tell your parents that? They should know they should do that.
Spark_Slicker 19
Why would you have to even convince them to do that in the first place? Do they WANT their kid to see them getting it on?
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Comments (75)
TheRussianNavy 11
At Least they still have fun? Just don't make it awkward man...Leave? Walk the dog(s)? Play Skyrim? Just do something to take your mind off of it.
Spark_Slicker 19
OP is the one making it awkward? Not the parents who refused to simply close the door when they screw?
TheRussianNavy 11
I'm just telling him not to make it more awkward, the parents are at fault here for they should close the door. But still some people tend to make it awkward afterwards. I'm sorry if it sounded like I was saying he's making it awkward.
dragoongirl90 34
My ***** mother did this with her minor boyfriend. You should report them for child abuse. Because this is.
TheRussianNavy 11
It's really not...
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
sell pictures and videos of them
AviShtap 20
Man, I seriously feel like parents should wait for their kids to leave the house before getting up to that stuff. Best case scenario...maybe they thought you were sleeping or weren't home? :/
zainman13 26
Ouch
unixdude 9
They are trying to drop a hint that 1) you are adopted and, 2) you should join in.
shinikageWolf 15
Just start doing things that will murder the mood for them. Play loud crying baby noises, obnoxious rap music, something annoying like badly played accordion. Maybe they'll shut the door to block the sounds.
CheeseEnthusiast 2
Wtf then just don't look towards their door problem solved
imsafeuphigh 1
I find this, well...rather disturbing.
Prissysaurus 3
Next time it happens run in there and spank who ever is on tops ass lmao, they'll learn.