That's exactly what I thought when I read this! It's by no means an FML. If you didn't know he was stacking things on you before this, it obviously wasn't harming you in any way.
FYL for having a flat chest to be able to put all of that on without falling. assuming he put them on your chest, if it was your feet thats not impressive.
wow Mark, no need to go and get those tight size small panties, into a bunch, i know they dont feel good when you have a massive wedgie, but chill out broski, wow, its like you don't even care about people's feelings, take a second and think about how that post made blurggle and lordjilly feel, i mean if i were them I would use an I statement and say "I don't like it when you say mean and hurtful things." And than after that according to the rules of the I statement you would say your sorry and mean it because what you said was so uncalled for and rude, and everyone would hug and dance and sing until, the beast of the land came and blocked out the sun, killing all the plants, kicking little kids in the belly button and ultimately eating you because you didn't really mean your I statement and that my friend is worth you being eaten.