Neighbours, Drugs, Cops and Miscellaneous: Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I...

By Cowan - 06/08/2009 12:27 - Belgium

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor… who is a cop. FML

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Thursday 6 August 2009 20:04

Between you and the genius who taunted the homeless guy, this website is reading like a who's who of human crap. YDI.

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Friday 7 August 2009 18:28

I love how people assume it's weed, or that they're a pot head. Yeah, it's the most likely answer, but they could have been growing opium poppies ornamentally? Or cacti? Or a load of other plants that can happen to induce a high.