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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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What the f@&k were they trying to do? Wait!!!! I don't want to know.....

Is that what technology and education has done to the future generation?

Your daughter must have a weird-shape ****** to get an iPhone up there... That just sounds painful to me.

Phone sex. You're doing it wrong.

It was a bad decision for me to take a sip of soda just before reading this comment - I just spit it all over the wall laughing.

Keliosan 6

Maybe he was just trying to make a booty call! Whoa! buckle up we're on a roll!

Let's just call it textual experimentation

Hope he wasn't trying to dial an STD number.

Reminds me of that scene in black swan where she pulls a knife thing out of her ******. :P both visuals are disgusting!

perdix 29

I'd suggest they take it to the Genius Bar, but when the two extreme ends of the intelligence spectrum meet, it would be like matter meeting anti-matter.

But that would destroy the fabric of space and time.

MrsStorms 0

just... Wow :/ smdh

babyshaft408 8

Awesome

Principessa101 20

What?!

anoellem 1

There's no way that felt good. Why the hell did she let him do that?

Exactly what I was thinking...