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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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At least she was being creative and improvising for a vibrator. Retarded thing to do, though.

lflickin 6

They are both winners for sure please don't let them have kids

Keliosan 6

I don't think anyones worried about them figuring that out...

The **** did I just read?

How does that even fit... Ouch...

A lot of lubrication and a little bit of push :)

redmane 21

Really? Just lol?

ohhh electrical device lets stick it somewhere wet (;

A vibrator is an electrical device

Should have used a banana phone.

xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

Would that be a reference to "The Gradual Report" clip on YouTube where they compare the iPhone 5 to the banana and the guy mentions the banana would fit much better than an iPhone when he asks which would you rather have shoved up your arse?

How the hell do you stick an iPhone up there? That sounds utterly painful!