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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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weird place for a phone

If she's down for something this kinky now, imagine what she'll be into when she's an adult... Yikes

1710_fml 0

Shell be sticking iPads in there when she's an adult

This gives phone sex a whole new meaning.

madgrinchhatter 12

What...why....what the ****??

lubu8ju 3

Wow that's pretty ****** up!...why do I have a boner though?

Thank god it wasn't a Nokia...

Definitely NOT a proud parent moment!

Should've chosen a school with sex ed :D I feel sorry for you, though. That seems like something very stupid people would do, and apparently, you're related to one of them :(

Kinky!!!

MrJennyV1 0

That's because there's an app for that.