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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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I find this FML easy to ********** to. Rule 34 holds true yet again.

KawiRacer69 5

whats rule 34

Hey Doc have you ever have a case like this?

A *****, yes. A butt-plug? Yes. A coke bottle? Yes. A cell phone? Not yet.

Well damn you must see some crazy shit.

Enjoy the little things in life

The image of a girl stuffing a coke bottle will never leave me. FML

.... DAFUQ DID I JUST READ---- Oh wait, phones vibrate. Psssssh, and I thought this idea was STUPID! .... That was sarcasm, btw. Your daughter is an idiot, OP.

squirrelss 1

I like your picture :0)

fat_bastard_607 0

tamPod

challan 19

Haha love it

Tamphone***

23chicagobulls01 0

Two questions. How & Why?

Answer lube and stupidity

My God...what the hell makes the young generation to even try stupid shit like this? And to think I am a part of this generation -_- *puts head down in shame*

DollyDope 17

Every generation has their own similar percentage of stupidity, they just didn't specifically have iPhones and FML to brag on

tehdarkness 21

An iPhone is pretty big... Jus' sayin..

bubo_fml 10

Set to vibrate, call him back, repeatedly...

Devin91 20

I had to read this fml several times to understand it, but OP your daughter is a freak..

No u dont!!

Should have used handsfree

what the hell were they doing?!