smart move there
Naas, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
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zingline89 18
There's no app for that
Trisha_aus 15
Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ
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Keliosan 6
His poor poor phone...atleast she'll recover..
day624 14
I dont know whats worse... The fact that you "collected" your daughter as if shes an item or where the phone had to be pulled out of.. Or how that even managed to get in there..
SayPeanuts 29
Collect is a pretty common term in Ireland for picking someone up. It wasn't implying she sees her daughter as an item.
KaayAyeeDee 1
She Must Have A Pretty Big ****** Then .
KaayAyeeDee 1
Wow . Atleast It's Better Than How Other People Type .
KaayAyeeDee 1
It Takes No Effort At All . And The Reason On This Is It's Better Than " u , ur , tht , no , idk , idc , Ect. "
Alex1014 0
They prob. Put the phone on vibrate and were calling it a lot of times.. Aha
gobby9 3
I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
FoxLovingFreak 0
what the heck were they trying to do.
pagullarka 9
Let her ovaries make a quick call.
JohnnyGraves 12
I wonder what her score on Angry Birds is?
KatherineAnne 7
Part of me is crying...
aislincalum 5
The image is disturbing to say the least.
anon_cophed 3
So many comments saying Why would she do that? I find it highly unlikely that she was getting out of the shower, slipped and landed on it, What the hell do you think she was doing? As for "how did she manage to get it in there" It's called lube, There's much worse being pulled out of vaginas all over the internet. They're kids, they're experimenting, let them learn from their mistakes. We've all done stupid shit in our lives.
HaileyBeth16 1
I don't think I've ever made a mistake by sticking a iphone in my ****** tho....that's just common sense....
kellyrebecca92 0
He's probably saying that because he's done something equally stupid "in his lifetime"
Svelgin 7
Let them learn from their mistakes till you end up with a hospital bill, right?