By smart move there - 16/05/2012 16:10 - Ireland - Naas

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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

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Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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I_Punch_Babies 7

and heres my two cents on this: A. you cant charge your iphone that way. B. at least it wasnt in her asshole. C. actual vibrators are cheaper. D. if i were the boyfriend, id just report it stolen. E. how many missed calls did he have? F. was it the daughters idea or was it all siri? G. meet the otter boxs competing product: the cooter box. H. this is the iphone reborn. I. i wonder if apple care covers this? J. omfg PHONED!!!

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chokefrantic 9

I like your point about vibrators being less expensive.

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marissarenee0225 0

No it not. Unless her ****** ha a mouth and sucks things in or is the size of hongkong. Its not possible.

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missnovocaine 14

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN.

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uumlaut_strohson 3

wasn't she in a pharmacy the other listing all the things she could put in her cooter?

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txtori 1

Did the poor idiot guy not know what his piece of the puzzle is for? And your daughter is an idiot. Hello fingers!!!

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sugarbear0727 19

What the ****?

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