smart move there
Naas, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
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zingline89 18
There's no app for that
Trisha_aus 15
Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ
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I_Punch_Babies 7
and heres my two cents on this: A. you cant charge your iphone that way. B. at least it wasnt in her asshole. C. actual vibrators are cheaper. D. if i were the boyfriend, id just report it stolen. E. how many missed calls did he have? F. was it the daughters idea or was it all siri? G. meet the otter boxs competing product: the cooter box. H. this is the iphone reborn. I. i wonder if apple care covers this? J. omfg PHONED!!!
chokefrantic 9
I like your point about vibrators being less expensive.
ami200485 14
What the hell
destkay 9
Is that even possible?
marissarenee0225 0
No it not. Unless her ****** ha a mouth and sucks things in or is the size of hongkong. Its not possible.
missnovocaine 14
HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN.
Fumo 0
Dafuc did I just read?
CannabiForMen 2
Yikes
uumlaut_strohson 3
wasn't she in a pharmacy the other listing all the things she could put in her cooter?
lmfb07 0
What??
txtori 1
Did the poor idiot guy not know what his piece of the puzzle is for? And your daughter is an idiot. Hello fingers!!!
sugarbear0727 19
What the ****?
thecovert 7
THAT'S where I put it!!