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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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....what the **** is wrong with your kid?

So her ****** was loose enough for the phone to fit ?

_overandout_ 10

There are things you cannot unsee ... And if that douchebag didn't want to break his iPhone, he should have considered not stuffing it somewhere it did NOT belong :S

1. A ****** is too small to fit an iphone up. Unless your daughter is a **** with a vag the size of hongkong this post is fake. 2. Youd hav to be mentally retarded to try this in the first place. And what kind of parent would let a mentally handicapped child go running off with some boy. 3. No teenager in their right mind would risk their phone like this. This post i completly made up.

I think it's a bullshit lie. No one is that dumb... Tho if you're wet it could slide off in there..

Jessabear143 4

Ummm is there something wrong with them? Who in their right mind would do something so stupid and disgusting?

Hahahahahahahahaa that's a first

Only in Ireland. Poor bastards can't even afford sextoys.

"Can you hear me now?" "Good!"

"phone sex" XD