By smart move there - 16/05/2012 16:10 - Ireland - Naas

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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

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Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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aceofspace320 5

It slipped out of his hand and she caught it... Jack ass!

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bobslawnservice 16

That is ridiculously kinky. Full makrs for experimentation which is a good thing. Not so full marks for thinking the experimentation through.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

I... I... what is this I don't even.

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L_Lovegood 19

What the... I don't even... How is that even possible? Why on earth would you even DO that?!

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wanderingshopper 13

Hmmm. Guess they need a more indepth sex education program, cause obviously common sense doesn't apply to them.

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fuzzface69 0

I wonder if he got service...

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

How old is your daughter? Also...how????

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santakush 0

obviously it does have a app for everything

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aceofspace320 5

U kno what they say... "if u don't have an iPhone, well..."

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